On Coke: Juelz Santana

No blinking. Just genius at work.

RIGHT NOW

The only thing more intriquing and foreign to me than Ghetto music is Ghetto comedy. This is a parody of the musical stylings of Gucci Mane and OJ da Juice Man. They reveal how incredibly easy it is to create their oddball Gangsta rap with some of the weirdest comedy I've heard in a while. BEWARE This is extremely catchy and juvenile.



"I walk with a waddle 'cause I got webbed feet!"

"I eat my sandwich plain/ It was a cheeseburger till I took off everything!"

Gucc & Juice Freestyle

Now to some, this video is just a sad display of some Ghetto niggaz. But what I see is a very humorous attempt at rapping by two ambitious dudes. Sure, they are uneducated and pretty threatening to Sburban America. And they kind of suck at freestyling. But how can anyone deny their character. Young men who hang out, get high on marijuana and create rhyming couplets about how "hard" they are over haunting 90s techno samples. Its fascinating and, in a weirdly subversive way, enlightening about what's going on in the projects of America.

Some classic quotables here too.

"Juice push elbows/ Pills and shit, dawg, I push real coke!"

"Triple beam scale? Shawty say that he triple beam scale" LOL