ALICE

So Tim Burton is releasing his version of Lewis Carrol's "Alice in Wonderland".
Big deal. Plenty of cool kids will get really high and be disappointed by this one-trillionth faithful adaptation of a classic. What you should do is gather, get drunk or high on X and watch this mindbender of a show:



This takes me back to when everything was insane. When George Bush Sr. was the president and children pined to be covered in green "Gak". But whats with the hip-hop Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum? And is the Red Queen 80s icon Nell Carter?

TV: Zoobilee Zoo

I nearly had my period when I found this long-lost piece of my childhood thanks to YOUTUBE. I think the fox guy had a tremendous impact on my personality, sadly. And I really wanted to marry the bird chick. I still love pear-shaped girls with beak-shaped noses. Any Jewish girls with feathers?